It has come to the Anonymous Reporter's attention that a certain 3 time premiership manager is showing clear signs of distress as the draft approaches.

A person familiar with the matter has confirmed that the vice president of the Generals, Mr Andrew Kirk has been sniffing around other managers like a dog on heat trying to ascertain their first round pick. It has been confirmed that the Ducks, Wombats, Pickles, Patron, God and McGibblets franchises have all been approached with various propaganda that could only be spun by a manager feeling the pressure of distance and performance, despite citing "distractions" this KFL year.

If anything, it seems plausible that the Generals franchise is in shambles after the recruitment of junior executive vice president Neil Bennett. A lack of trust and clear communication lines may result in a "Leading Teams" type feedback session before the draft.

There are 11 days to go until the most anticipated event of the year.